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South Wales Alloys presents Issue 01 · Newport · Autumn 2026 Printed to order in the UK Price: every spare quid you had
The clothing line from the workshop

Need Money For Wheels

Hoodys, tees, long sleeves and sweatshirts for anyone whose bank balance is really a wheel fund. Men's, women's and kids.

Designed in the workshop Drawn up at 1-2 Coomassie Street Printed to order, nothing sits in a warehouse
Women's Need Money For Wheels hoody in bubble pink, seen from the back with the dripping graffiti print
PICTURED The women's hoody in Bubble Pink. The print goes across the back, the workshop badge sits on the chest. From £53.
Front page

Every car person has said it. Now it's on a hoody.

You know the conversation. Someone asks why you're not coming out, why the holiday's on hold, why the kitchen still has the same cupboards. And the answer, every single time, is the same three words in a slightly different order.

"Need money for wheels."

So we printed it. Big, dripping, across the back, in the hand-drawn lettering Chris sketched between jobs at the workshop. The chest carries the South Wales Alloys badge, the sleeves carry the logos, and the whole thing is made to order in the UK so nothing gets binned unsold.

Men's Need Money For Wheels hoody in black, back print with logos down the sleeves
ABOVE The men's hoody in black. Logos down both sleeves as standard, or go plain-sleeved and save a few quid for the wheels.

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The story

Born in a Newport wheel shop, not a marketing meeting

By the people who spend their days making wheels look new again, for the people who spend their money on them.

South Wales Alloys is a wheel refurbishment workshop on Coomassie Street in Newport. Diamond cutting, powder coating, straightening, the lot. Day in, day out, the cars that roll in have one thing in common: the person driving them cares more about the wheels than is strictly sensible. We know, because we're the same.

The phrase started as a joke on the workshop wall. It got said so often it stopped being a joke and became a fact of life. Then Chris drew it up properly, dripping letters and all, and the first hoodys went on the staff. Customers kept asking where they could get one. This is where.

It's not merch. It's a confession you can wear.

Designed in the workshop

Every piece was designed by Chris Convy, the owner, with the same eye he puts on a set of wheels. The lettering is his. The layout is his. The decision that the print goes on the back, where people actually see it when you walk away, is his too. There is no agency, no brand consultant and no focus group, just a bloke who wanted a hoody he'd actually wear.

What's on it

The back carries the full Need Money For Wheels print in that dripping, hand-drawn style. The chest carries the South Wales Alloys badge, small, where a proper workshop logo should be. The adult hoodys, tees, sweatshirts and long sleeves have logos down the sleeves as standard, with a plain-sleeve option if you want it cleaner and a few pounds cheaper. Kids pieces carry the sponsor logos under the back print instead.

Made properly, made to order

The adult hoody is an organic mid-weight, the tee is organic cotton, the sweatshirt is a heavyweight crew with a roomy classic fit. Everything is printed to order in the UK and posted straight to you, which is why there's no clearance rail and no landfill. Delivery is a flat £4.95 and free when you spend £75 or more, which, let's be honest, is one hoody and a tee.

Sizes run small to big: S to 5XL on the men's hoody and sweatshirt, UK 8 to 16 on the women's cuts, and XS to L plus 3-4 to 12-13 for the kids. If you're between sizes on the hoody, size up. It runs a touch small and nobody has ever complained a hoody was too cosy.

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The women's edit, in colour

Eight colours · UK sizes 8 to 16

The women's hoody is a relaxed, dropped-shoulder cut with the print across the back. It's the only piece we make in this many colours, because the first batch of pink ones sold to the workshop's own customers before the listing was even live.

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Hoodys, the main event

Men's S to 5XL · Kids XS to L

The men's hoody is the piece that started it: organic mid-weight, print across the back, badge on the chest, logos down both sleeves. Three colours. The kids version carries the sponsor logos under the back print and comes in five.

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Tees for the warm days

Men's S to 4XL · Women's UK 8 to 16 · Kids 3-4 to 12-13

Organic cotton, same print, same badge. The women's tee is its own cut in pink, heather grey, French navy, white and black. The kids tee is where most of the family orders start.

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Long sleeves and sweatshirts

For the months between tee and hoody

The long sleeve is a soft cotton tee with the logos running down the arms. The sweatshirt is a heavyweight crew neck, roomy, the one you'll grab for the early-morning drive to a show. Both come in men's and women's, and the sweatshirt comes in kids too.

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Start them young

Hoody, sweatshirt and tee

Every kid who already knows what their first car will be. The kids pieces are separate garments in their own sizes, not adult ones shrunk down, with the sponsor logos tucked under the back print. Navy, royal, black, white and dark heather on the hoody; black, French navy and white on the tee.

Back page

The small print

Prices

  • Men's hoody£51 / £63 with sleeve logos
  • Women's hoody£53
  • Kids hoody£40
  • Men's sweatshirt£36 / £48
  • Women's sweatshirt£45
  • Kids sweatshirt£35
  • Men's tee£28 / £33
  • Women's tee£29 / £34
  • Kids tee£25
  • Men's long sleeve£34 / £46
  • Women's long sleeve£33 / £45

All prices include VAT. The second price is with the logos down the sleeves, added at cost.

Delivery and returns

Flat £4.95 delivery anywhere in the UK, free when your order is £75 or more. Everything is printed to order, so allow a few working days for printing before it ships. Wrong size? Get in touch and we'll sort it.

Sizing

Men's S to 5XL (hoody and sweatshirt), S to 4XL (tee), S to 2XL (long sleeve). Women's UK 8 to 16. Kids XS to L on the hoody and sweatshirt, 3-4 to 12-13 on the tee. Every product page has a size guide with chest and length measurements. The hoody runs a touch small: size up if you're between sizes.

Forecast

Skint, with a chance of new wheels

Conditions expected to persist until the set of four is paid for. Outlook for the kitchen: unchanged.

Also in the shop

Phone cases and the mug with the same lettering, and gift vouchers for the wheels themselves, for the person who has the hoody but still needs the money.

Get yours

Wear the reason you're broke.

Men's, women's and kids, printed to order in the UK, posted to your door. Free delivery over £75.

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